On March 4th, Fez contested this year's Movin' On Battle of the Bands along with 7 other riveting acts. The competition was stiff but my back was stiffer.

As fate would have it, the judging team selected Fez (spelled Fez) to open the festival. Fez hopes the Movin' On crowd will resonate with their famous message: "We have fun. We have a good time." Additional articles can be located on Onward State and The Daily Collegian. Please indulge in these most scintillating descriptions.

Fez Nation attended in record numbers and brought an unmistakable energy to the battle field (Schwab Auditorium). Thank you to all who attended. Fez is forever indebted to those who risked their eardrums by listening to over 10 minutes of Fez songs. Thank you to the other bands for their catchy tunes and thank you to Movin' On.

On the horizon, Fez plans to launch Fezcoin, their newest---FULLY LEGITIMATE---crypto currency. A new 4D Fez experience is also in development for the Metaverse. Additionally, Fez will be appearing on the Late Late Show with James Corden on April 20th. Finally, if you would like to join the Fez Fan Club, please send Jimmy your blood sacrifice and 3 letters of recommendation by March 21st.